bagmilk:

*puts follower count on job application*

(via spaghettihos)

(Source: djolina, via bizarrest)

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

(via necksdeep)

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via crystallized-teardrops)

humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(via bullied)

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

(via spaghettihos)

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via loserslol)

furrylittlepeach:

Will paint icebergs again when I find the time - #flashback to this oldie. (at Furry Little Peach HQ)

(via quirks-of-being-a-wallflower)

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: xavierstea, via allantruong)

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

fwips:

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like

is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains

come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs

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aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES 

(via online-abditory)

bl-ossomed:

watched the sunrise from my living room this morning. it’s so beautiful the picture doesn’t even do justice

(via virginity)