If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

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does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder


reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

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Pretty things from our garden

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John Constable - Cloud Study, Early Morning, Looking East from Hampstead.

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that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.

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